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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Yay, Bush Administration.

How old is the Grand Canyon? Park Service won't say
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Foods I do like

  • quesadillas
  • apples
  • honey
  • PB&J
  • peanut butter
  • mashed potatoes
  • sticky rice
  • tamales
  • pizza
  • spaghetti

Foods I don't like

  • hot dogs
  • semi-cooked pancakes
  • Cheerios and orange juice at the same time
  • the hard stuff in the middle of a peach
  • tapioca pudding
  • iceberg lettuce
  • the last artichoke I had was lousy
  • oatmeal, usually
  • kashi
  • slimey veggies
  • oil by itself
  • jello
  • cooked spinach
  • vinegar, usually
  • the white stuff on oranges
  • Red Delicious apples
  • Peeps
  • really expensive cheese
  • soymilk, sometimes
  • animals
  • fruit in yogurt
  • asparagus

Words Firefox spell check doesn't believe in

  • anonymizing
  • autumnishly
  • backness
  • claves
  • coloured
  • complementarily
  • compostable
  • Cuties
  • decalcifying
  • dialogue
  • diggity
  • enthymemes
  • everything's
  • flatmates
  • fruitarian
  • grey
  • hackmatack
  • haplogroups
  • hottie
  • hypersomnia
  • inbox
  • Institute's
  • legos
  • licensure
  • marionberry
  • mensiversary
  • Myanmar's
  • nametag
  • negro
  • okay
  • Photoshop
  • pictionary
  • poopy
  • pseudoscientist
  • realise
  • renders
  • rotoscoping
  • scrumptulescently
  • sertraline
  • smooshed
  • spelt
  • spookily
  • storey
  • tablature
  • twitterpated
  • when's
  • Zoloft

Palindromes

  • "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
  • "Naomi," I moan.
  • A dog, a panic, in a pagoda.
  • A Toyota's a Toyota.
  • Do geese see God?
  • Erotic, ill, illicit ore.
  • God, a red nugget. A fat egg under a dog.
  • I, man, am regal. A German am I.
  • If I had a Hi-Fi....
  • Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
  • Live was I ere I saw evil.
  • Madam, I'm Adam
  • Namsk cored an omelette. Lemonade rocks, man!
  • Never odd or even.
  • No 'X' in Nixon
  • No lemons, no melon.
  • Now I see bees! I won!
  • Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
  • O Geronimo! No minor ego.
  • Oh no, Don Ho!
  • Race fast, safe car.
  • Rats live on no evil star.
  • Senile felines.
  • Too bad I aid a boot.
  • Too hot to hoot.
  • Warsaw was raw.
  • Was it a car or a cat I saw?