I was talking to my friend Stage Presence about what to study and being behind and stuff, and just realised all of a sudden that I was basically caught up in all my classes. I remembered a year and a half ago, falling asleep in almost every class, and failing 7 out of 7.5 credits (the other class was a dance class--hard to fall asleep).
Okay--quick sidestep for the worst movie plot I've ever heard of.
"Mamie is being blackmailed. This filmmaker named Nick claims to know Mamie's son...(read more...) -- the one she gave up for adoption -- but Nick won't introduce her to him unless he can film the reunion. Enter Javier, Mamie's massage therapist boyfriend, who convinces Nick to film him instead. Now they're all making a movie about massage. Charley has a longtime boyfriend named Gil. Their best friends, Pam and Diane, once tried using Gil as a sperm donor. They said his sperm didn't take, but Charley thinks those control-freak lesbians are lying. Pam and Diane's two-year-old son looks exactly like Gil. And, it's time to set the record straight. Jude is pissed. Not at anyone in particular. Just in general. When her cousin kicks her out of the house, Jude shacks up with Otis, who's still trying to convince his father, Frank, that he's straight. Frank's a widower. And, he's rich. So Jude decides to sleep with him, too. The last thing she expected was to fall in love."
And the library's closing. I'll finish this up later.
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